Corsican vendetta knife with floral detail
"may all your wounds be mortal"
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
in the cars universe the pope is a car who rides around in a larger car so i say we switch out the popemobile and have francis ride around on the back of former nba player larry bird
wait is there actually a cars pope
this is fucked
All you have to do is make .gifs of yourself wearing an ill fitting suit and, like, a fucking bow tie or w/e and it’s like this whole website creams itself
W E L C O M E T O H E L L
the operation was a success
Good and tite pictures